| Cancer Man |
| Heterosexual |
Of any man, he is the premier softie, loving to kiss, hug, spoon, and moon. He needs that showering of cuddly mother love as much as getting his rocks off. On that score, nothing imparts more of a pure erotic thrill than letting an energetic top woman have her way with him, boobs bouncing, as she barks imperatives and instructions. In fact, very little in Cancers man's vision of worthwile sex doesn't include breasts in one way or another. He is the zodiac's preeminent tittie fucker, and most of his sexual fantasies involve big bosomed babes in the preverbial pole position. He is anything but squeamish when faced with a partner's outpourings, a proclivity that may easily extend to the peepee department. As well, he's way up for anal sex; though if his mate flashes red flag, he is fine with forgoing it. Of course, he loves being blown- what man doesn't? � bit for him the act imparts a particulary soothing and secure, pacifying sensation. He can be fairly kinky in is makeup; especially where his love for a dominant women drives him to the extreme. For the most part, however, the Crab rarely acts on his more intricate fantasies. He seems designed to propogate, parent, provide and protect. Cancer will typically immerse himself in that household reality, focusing on his primal needs to be the pristine husband, the unadulterated consort, regulary coddling, cooing, and conceiving with his woman. Just as he is almost pathologically intrigued by those de rigueur female bodily functions- if any man would think nothing of having sex with his woman when, for instance, she's not quite finished with her period, it's the Cancer man. Likewise, he is all over his mate when she's pregnant. The Crab has a the distinct sexual habit of sneaking in when his woman least expects it. One would be hard pressed to find a longtime partner of the Cancer man who hasn't actually awoken to his slowly shagging her, the actual experience being subtly woven into her dreamscape.
Aggressive women, Nordic, Germanic types, tall women, big breasts, implants, kissing, licking, sucking, (active) oral, (passive/active) discipline, titty-fucking, waitresses/flight attendants, (active) anal sex, submission fantasies, strippers, porn stars, pregnancy, lactation, school girls, shaved, waxed genitals, (passive) bondage, leather, biker chicks, (passive) golden showers, cuddling, spooning, home porn, hotel rooms, crops, whips, nymphomaniacs, dominatrixes
Unlike many gay men, the homosexual Cancer may find himself physically excited by women as well; and he may even reach for bi porn over the purely gay variety. Still, he'll mainly watch the guys doing the women � nothing imparts a bigger thrill than a hetero he-man in action. Gay cancer dates a lot, but rarely second dates. That is, until he finds his perfect man- the exact big daddy anitithesis of his father � wordly, connected, cultured, and hopefully, brimming with cash. While straigh Cancer will make up for his orphaned feelings in nurturing rearing of his children, gay Cancer often calls for a do over of his childhood. He wants what he never had: a childlike excistence, in a stimulating, urbane, and sophisticated setting, in which currents are discussed over breakfast, hilidays are planned, and real estate investments are debated. Of all the gay men in the zodiac, Cancer can be the biggest sissy. So as if being son and lover isn't enough, he will also play the role of wife and mother. He is decidedly attracted to straight ultramasculine guys, often making love bonds with men who have heretofore been heterosexual and, often, married. He loves being the object of a partner's doting adoration, but soon, he'll want more than fatherly sugar from daddy. In truth, it would shock most anyone who knew him in light of day discover what this man gets up to in the dark, if not in back rooms of gay bars. As unsqueamish as straight Cancer is, the gay Crab can be that much more into scat. He generally draws the line at pain, however, in any way shape or form. And despite the darker depths of his sexual desire, gay Cancer is still a sucker for tender romance, seemingly so utterly content indulge in the scented candles, champange and bubble bath scene.
Gay turn-ons: Daddies, bears, hairy bodies, nipple play, piercings, clamps, bottoming, swallowing, rimming, showers, bathing, bi porn, (passive) b+d, humiliation, torture, slaving, gags, blindfolds, collars, cross-dressing, kink, raunch, lite scat, frottage, glory holes, tea rooms, truckers, bikers, skinheads, whips, chains, slings, rubber, latex, watersports, (passive) lite s+m, felching, rape fantasies
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I personally think this is way off for me, but I posted it anyway. I can name more things wrong with it than right. I am definately not into scat, no matter how light it is, lol. I do like blindfolds and showers though. I am not into the whole "daddy" thing and I'm not into ultra-masculine types either. Believe me, James is not ultra-masculine. I am a pussy though apparently.